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    <name>Toddler Pinot</name>
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  <subtitle>A man is what he thinks about all day long</subtitle>
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    <title>A better Twitter client for Windows Mobile</title>
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    <published>2010-02-09T12:04:23.899238-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-02-09T12:04:23.899238-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Mobile phones" label="Mobile phones" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,MobilePhones.aspx" />
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        <p>
          <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/PermaLink,guid,3f985434-6a3d-4db5-8e1b-abf50996f2e6.aspx" target="_blank">Panoramic
moTweets is certainly a good piece of software</a> for Windows Mobile, but there is
better out there and it costs less. If you head to the Marketplace on your device
you can download the wonderful Twitter client <a href="http://touchtwit.net/" target="_blank">TouchTwit</a> for
the princely sum of £1.69. This is a real bargain for such a quality piece of software.
It has all the features one would hope for in a Twitter client (such as: URL shortening,
posting images to TwitPic, Geotagging (with links to Google Maps), follow and unfollow
other Twitters, @reply, re-Tweets and direct messages, posting video, Twitter searching,
deleting Tweets, blocking users, support for multiple Twitter accounts and much, much
more). 
</p>
        <p>
So why choose this over moTweets? After all, they both have a pretty similar set of
features. Firstly, it is cheaper, which is a good enough reason by itself. Secondly,
TouchTwit has a much faster and generally more slick user experience. It is filled
with useful little features like swiping your finger from left to right to page between
views and give you more options about what you want to do with a Tweet. Finally, the
design of the user interface itself is far more pleasing and less clumsy than moTweets,
it looks like a piece of software that has been touched by a skilled designer.
</p>
        <p>
Here are some screenshots to give you an idea about how good it looks:
</p>
        <p align="center">
          <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/AbetterTwitterclientforWindowsMobile_10C0A/image_2.png" target="_blank">
            <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="TouchTwit home timeline" border="0" alt="TouchTwit home timeline" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/AbetterTwitterclientforWindowsMobile_10C0A/image_thumb.png" width="184" height="244" />
          </a>  <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/AbetterTwitterclientforWindowsMobile_10C0A/image_4.png" target="_blank"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="TouchTwit mentions and messages" border="0" alt="TouchTwit mentions and messages" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/AbetterTwitterclientforWindowsMobile_10C0A/image_thumb_1.png" width="366" height="244" /></a></p>
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            <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="More options" border="0" alt="More options" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/AbetterTwitterclientforWindowsMobile_10C0A/image_thumb_2.png" width="184" height="596" />
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        <p>
This is clearly a very well-designed and smart piece of software, all the more impressive
that it has been written by two 22 year olds; well done those chaps! If you want to
Tweet on your Windows Mobile device then clients do not get much better, or much cheaper,
than TouchTwit.
</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Isn’t this a really worrying way of sentencing offenders?</title>
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    <published>2010-01-29T07:49:08.5810905-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-29T07:49:08.5810905-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Rants" label="Rants" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,Rants.aspx" />
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It appears that the judge known as Cherie Booth, aka Mrs Tony Blair, has <a href="http://www.secularism.org.uk/cherie-blair-and-one-law-for-all.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nssnews+%28NSS+News%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">some
pretty dodgy ideas when it comes to sentencing religious people</a>. To summarise,
she gave a violent offender who happened to be a theist a suspended sentence because
(as she said), “You are a religious man and you know this is not acceptable behaviour”.
Does this mean she would give an atheist a prison sentence in the same circumstances
on the grounds that non-believers have no guiding principles that tell them that smashing
people in the face for no good reason is not the right thing to do? Being lenient
on religious people seems the first step on a slippery slope which will result in
people being treated differently by the law just because they have different beliefs.
That would be terrible.
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  <entry>
    <title>A generic news report</title>
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    <published>2010-01-28T15:04:58.2661783-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-28T15:04:58.2661783-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Jokes" label="Jokes" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,Jokes.aspx" />
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The generally hilarious Charlie Brooker has formulated the perfect ‘generic news report’
</p>
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        <p>
I laughed and laughed.
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  <entry>
    <title>The best Twitter clients for Windows and Windows Mobile</title>
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    <published>2010-01-23T23:34:34.851-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-24T00:00:57.7976607-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Computers" label="Computers" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,Computers.aspx" />
    <category term="Pictures" label="Pictures" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,Pictures.aspx" />
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For the last week I’ve been playing around with Twitter and been trying various clients,
both on my desktop and on my phone; it has been surprisingly fun. After all of this
fiddling around I have settled on two clients in terms of their speed, size and features.
</p>
        <p>
Windows users in search of a good client and who do not want to install Adobe’s AIR
package will not go far wrong with Bitter. These are some of its features:
</p>
        <ul>
          <li>
Supports Twitter, Plurk and Friend Feed 
</li>
          <li>
Single column UI 
</li>
          <li>
Shows unread tweet count 
</li>
          <li>
Fast install 
</li>
          <li>
Manage multiple accounts 
</li>
          <li>
Twitter tweets, mentions, direct messages, and favourites 
</li>
          <li>
Twitter group tweets 
</li>
          <li>
Twitter search and hash tags 
</li>
          <li>
Twitter screenname intellisense 
</li>
          <li>
View Twitter user's profiles 
</li>
          <li>
Powerful menus to allow you to reply, reply to all, direct message, retweet, copy
tweets or link, and more 
</li>
          <li>
Auto spell check 
</li>
          <li>
Colour schemes 
</li>
          <li>
Auto shrinks URLs 
</li>
          <li>
Posts pictures to TwitPic 
</li>
          <li>
Low memory usage</li>
        </ul>
        <p>
And this is what it looks like:
</p>
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          <a href="http://bitterware.com/" target="_blank">
            <img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="Bitter" border="0" alt="Bitter" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/ThebestTwitterclientsforWindowsandWindow_5C76/Bitter_3.jpg" width="372" height="484" />
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        </p>
        <p>
The best thing about it? It is free! Hooray! Go to <a href="http://bitterware.com/" target="_blank">the
developers website to download it</a>.
</p>
        <p>
On my brilliant TG01 I have been using Panoramic moTweets. There as a free, advert
supported version, but since you only have to pay $3.99 for the full version I’d really
suggest shelling out the cash. Some of its features are:
</p>
        <ul>
          <li>
Support for multiple Twitter accounts 
</li>
          <li>
Ability to upload pictures using your device’s camera or from the photo album 
</li>
          <li>
Post your location manually or by using your device GPS 
</li>
          <li>
Tiny URL and bit.ly Support 
</li>
          <li>
Three (3) skin colors 
</li>
          <li>
View Trends, Lists and Conversations 
</li>
          <li>
Finger friendly, kinetic scrolling menus 
</li>
          <li>
Translate Tweets and Search Twitter topics with ease 
</li>
          <li>
ReTweet, Follow, Unfollow, Direct messages, Replies and Favorites</li>
        </ul>
        <p>
This is what it looks like on my phone:
</p>
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          <a href="http://www.panoramicsoft.com/mobileapps/motweets/moTweets.php" target="_blank">
            <img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="Panoramic moTweets" border="0" alt="Panoramic moTweets" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/ThebestTwitterclientsforWindowsandWindow_5C76/moTweets_3.jpg" width="204" height="337" />
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        </p>
        <p>
You can get the free version or pay for the ad-free offering on <a href="http://www.panoramicsoft.com/mobileapps/motweets/moTweets.php" target="_blank">Panoramic’s
website</a>.
</p>
        <p>
With these two programs you can Tweet to your heart’s content, whether at home, in
the office, or on the move. Enjoy!
</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Another good taskbar battery meter and clock</title>
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    <published>2010-01-23T16:20:44.5328529-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-23T16:20:44.5328529-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Mobile phones" label="Mobile phones" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,MobilePhones.aspx" />
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        <p>
I’ve <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/PermaLink,guid,eb85b70f-1c94-4c7a-9e71-adb8c76d279c.aspx" target="_blank">mentioned
one method of always showing a battery meter on the Windows Mobile taskbar</a>, but
I’ve found a better way of achieving this.
</p>
        <p>
There is a piece of free software called BattClock, which you can get <a href="http://www.zuinigerijder.com/BattClock.html" target="_blank">here</a>,
that allows you to always show not only a percentage battery meter in your taskbar
all of the time, but you can also show your choice of a clock, the date or the amount/percentage
of free memory in addition to this. My taskbar now shows the time, date and battery
meter as you can see below:
</p>
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          <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="The taskbar that shows the time, date and percentage battery remaining on my TG01" border="0" alt="The taskbar that shows the time, date and percentage battery remaining on my TG01" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/Anothergoodtaskbarbatterymeterandclock_14846/Taskbar_3.jpg" width="483" height="67" />
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        <p>
One thing that I did have to do was slightly increase the width of what BattClock
displays, as a couple of pixels from the Windows Mobile standard clock were visible
poking out from the right of the BattClock information. This is really easy to achieve
as the program has a configuration application (the icon in the Programs folder called
battconfig) which allows you to change not only the size, location and colours its
output, but also what information it does display. 
</p>
        <p>
I am very pleased with this bit of software. When I next get some cash I will certainly
be donating some to the author.
</p>
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  <entry>
    <title>Thin Cat has gone</title>
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    <published>2010-01-20T08:11:56.0279752-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-20T08:11:56.0279752-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Cats" label="Cats" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,Cats.aspx" />
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          <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Thin Cat looking rather spent last Christmas" border="0" alt="Thin Cat looking rather spent last Christmas" align="left" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/ThinCathasgone_D59A/thincat1_3.jpg" width="184" height="244" /> The
cat I had whilst in Oxford, named Thin Cat, died a couple of days ago. I was saddened
to hear of it, but not too surprised as she looked pretty tired and old when I took
a picture of her last Christmas. She had a right to look tired as she was over twenty
years old. A good innings for a cat.
</p>
        <p>
You may be wondering about the name ‘Thin Cat’, yes she really was called that. My
family got her at the same time as another Russian Blue kitten and they looked pretty
similar, the only difference was that one was slightly smaller and the other was slightly
thinner. So they were named Small Cat and Thin Cat. My mother was somewhat embarrassed
when she registered these expensive pedigree cats with the vet, she had to give their
names and thought the vet would be disdainful of our naming strategy. 
</p>
        <p>
Thin Cat was quite social but I was clearly her favourite person; she would usually
be found hanging around where I was and loved sitting on me no end. I used to feel
I had been particularly favoured by her attentions when she wanted to spend the night
asleep on my legs. How could I possibly throw her off me when she loved me so, just
for the feeble excuse of me needing sleep?
</p>
        <p>
She did have a close escape earlier in her life. One night she came in through the
cat-flap with her face bleeding and covered in cuts. When we looked at her we noticed
that she was also missing some teeth: she had clearly been hit by a car. My dear mother
was a bit concerned about her and so started looking through the phone book for an
all night vet. As she was flicking through the phonebook pages Thin Cat walked over
to where I was sitting, jumped up onto my lap, curled up and started purring very
loudly. At that point we realised seeing the vet could wait until the next day. The
only fall-out from her run-in with the car was that she lost some teeth and this would
occasionally make her tongue loll out of one side of her mouth; it looked quite funny.
</p>
        <p>
          <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/ThinCathasgone_D59A/Bold%20budgie%201.jpg" target="_blank">
            <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Small Cat getting harrassed by a budgie" border="0" alt="Small Cat getting harrassed by a budgie" align="right" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/ThinCathasgone_D59A/Bold%20budgie%201_thumb.jpg" width="216" height="204" />
          </a> Small
Cat was a much more nervous, neurotic cat, far less friendly than Thin Cat. Indeed,
Small Cat was so meek that she was even bullied by my sister’s budgerigar, which would
land on her head and bite her ears. Bold budgie! Small Cat hated this but didn’t seem
to realise that, as she was a cat, she didn’t have to stand for it and could eat the
bird if it was vexing her. 
</p>
        <p>
Fast forward to three years ago and the partner and I decide that we want to get a
cat. I’ve told the story before, but once we made this decision we acted with speed
and efficiency. Within a few minutes we had found a reasonably local breeder of the
variety of cat we wanted, the next day we visited her and <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/PermaLink,guid,aa3ca337-2bc9-48ed-8176-d88d1bdc7579.aspx" target="_blank">met
the little kitten we would call Kisu</a>. With his big ears and hugely long back legs
we thought he was extremely cute and could not resist buying him. Why is he named
Kisu? I wanted to follow my historic pet-naming strategy and call him ‘Cat’, but the
partner disagreed. He suggested instead that we call him Kisu, which means ‘little
cat’ in Finnish (the partner is of Finnish extraction), I approved and his name was
settled.
</p>
        <p>
Kisu has grown to be rather large for a ‘little cat’, now weighing almost 6kg, so
when he jumps on me whilst I am asleep I generally notice. He is certainly one of
the most friendly, well-adjusted and social cats I’ve experienced. He may not always
fancy sitting on someone’s lap, but he generally likes to hang around where there
are people; he wants to be involved in what is going on in the flat be it <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/PermaLink,guid,d8fc88b6-ef07-41cb-8d49-1841b4ffa879.aspx" target="_blank">eating
sushi</a> or <a href="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/PermaLink,guid,a442deb1-58ad-49e8-87cb-fb53ba389e44.aspx" target="_blank">appreciating
fine ceramics</a>. He may like to hang around with us, but he generally does it in
a very relaxed style:
</p>
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          <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/elitistreview/4285500532/" target="_blank">
            <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Kisu the cat relaxing" border="0" alt="Kisu the cat relaxing" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/ThinCathasgone_D59A/4285500532_8c705c1b5d_b%5B1%5D_3.jpg" width="304" height="229" />
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  <entry>
    <title>Wow, the BBC points out some problems with religious thought, I’m amazed</title>
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    <published>2010-01-19T08:28:19.2642408-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-19T09:14:10.2950907-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Philosophy" label="Philosophy" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,Philosophy.aspx" />
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When the BBC reports stories with a religious angle, no matter how trivial it is,
the theists usually get an easy, uncritical ride. Consequently, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8467755.stm" target="_blank">in
this BBC News piece about why god allows natural disasters to happen</a> it is good
to see holes being picked, albeit in a fairly gentle manner, in the drivelly arguments
religious people are wont to spew to anyone unfortunate enough to be in earshot.
</p>
        <p>
Employees of the church of England, that domain of mild, incoherent and woolly thinking,
have given some typically vague responses when asked why their god would allow the
earthquake in Haiti to occur. I quote from the BBC article:
</p>
        <blockquote>
          <p>
Faced with this question, Archbishop of York John Sentamu said he had "nothing to
say to make sense of this horror", while another senior clergyman Canon Giles Fraser
preferred to respond "not with clever argument but with prayer".
</p>
        </blockquote>
        <p>
These responses avoid answering the question in a really base and duplicitous manner.
What else could one expect expect from senior members of the drivelly and confused
waffle-mongering Anglican church? 
</p>
        <p>
There are plenty of other examples of theists’ bonkers reasoning and avoidance of
giving straight and meaningful arguments. How about this laughable attempt by some
theists to define their frankly pathetic beliefs in a manner which avoids saying anything
definitive or concrete about them: <em>Others say their talk of God is supposed to
acknowledge … a thread of meaning or value running through the world, or perhaps something
ineffable</em>. Utter crap, obviously, but then so is the whole idea of religious
belief. If people are fool enough to to subscribe to the preposterous idea of there
being any form of god, I suppose one cannot really expect consistent and articulate
arguments from them about their theism.
</p>
        <p>
The final paragraph in the article clearly encapsulates one of the many problems theists
still have:
</p>
        <blockquote>
          <p>
But, as for those who believe in an all-good, all-powerful agent-God, we've seen that
they face a question that remains pressing after all these centuries, and which is
now horribly underscored by the horrors in Haiti. If a deity exists, why didn't he
prevent this?
</p>
        </blockquote>
        <p>
Edit: I’ve recently heard from theists that all religions share a common thread of
compassion. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8468456.stm" target="_blank">This
news article</a> really demonstrates that such a thing either does not exist or if
it does it is routinely ignored. Might religious people be somewhat hypocritical?
“Do as I say not as I do.”
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  <entry>
    <title>Joke of the day</title>
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    <published>2010-01-18T16:37:41.5832922-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-18T16:37:41.5832922-07:00</updated>
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I was sitting next to a Catholic priest on my last flight to the US and he said, “I
think gay marriage is wrong because it is not mentioned in the bible.”
</p>
        <p>
I replied, “You are flying.”
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  <entry>
    <title>Some people will say anything to justify their pointless existences</title>
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    <published>2010-01-17T11:34:13.0785035-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-17T11:34:13.0785035-07:00</updated>
    <category term="Booze" label="Booze" scheme="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/CategoryView,category,Booze.aspx" />
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Here in the UK we are suffering from an excess of interfering busy-bodies who have
pet theories about how the world should be run. All for our own good, of course, we
cannot be trusted to be in charge of our own lives. No, rather we should all behave
as these unelected control-freaks think we should and be damned grateful that they
are saving us from ourselves. Most of these unspeakable swine work for fake charities
that are really funded by the government to lobby the government on the subject of
their weird ideas and distorted world views in the hope that it will result in a change
of policy in line with the meddlers’ latest whim. These people are always publishing
reports or appearing in the mass media in the hope that if they keep banging on and
on they will eventually be taken seriously and so justify all that money that has
been thrown at them by the government.
</p>
        <p>
I’ll give you some recent examples. The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC)
is the perfect example of a bunch of self-satisfied pen-pushers who will take any
opportunity to get themselves in the press. Some of their lunacy was <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8464266.stm" target="_blank">reported
on the BBC News website today</a>. After the Christmas day bomber, Mr Abdulmutallab,
hid explosive materials on his body and tried to blow up an aircraft heading to the
USA there has been the usual knee-jerk, ‘something must be done’ reaction from the
government who have committed to installing body scanners at UK airports. “That doesn’t
sound so bad?” you might well be thinking. 
</p>
        <p>
          <img style="border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="_47024100_scan_afp226x228" border="0" alt="_47024100_scan_afp226x228" align="right" src="http://blog.toddlerpinot.com/content/binary/WindowsLiveWriter/Somepeoplewillsayanythingtojustifytheirp_EFC3/_47024100_scan_afp226x228_3.jpg" width="196" height="244" /> The
EHRC realised they could get themselves in the press and show that they have some
point to their petty, whining existence by criticising these scanners. Apparently
the devices risk breaching an individual's right to privacy under the Human Rights
Act. Does that sound convincing? It sounds like a load of tosh to me. They go on to
suggest that body scanners could generate illegal images of children and images of
celebrities that could be leaked online. The BBC News website helpfully provides a
picture of the type generated by these scanners. I’ve reproduced it to the right of
this paragraph. These are characterised by the EHRC as ‘naked’ images which are are
likely to have a negative impact on privacy, especially in relation to certain groups
such as disabled people, the elderly, children and the transgendered community.
</p>
        <p>
It is clear from the body scanner picture that they do not generate pictures of people
looking as if they are naked. They are a fuzzy blur, with no real fine details about
the target’s body visible. You’d have to be pretty desperate to find the opaque images
from these scanners in any way a breach of someone’s privacy, they are just not detailed
enough to tell much about a person’s body.
</p>
        <p>
Moreover, even if body scanners produced a more defined image of someone’s body under
their clothes, it still would not mean that the scans would be child porn as the EHRC
suggests. Nakedness does not equate with pornography and body scanners do not automatically
upload the images they scan to Flickr.
</p>
        <p>
Finally, why should body scanners, with their fuzzy, indistinct images, be a particular
worry for disabled people, the elderly or the transgendered community? It is just
totally vacuous to suggest such groups would have any more difficulty with being scanned
than anyone else. These kind of statements, which try to bring victim status to particular
groups by saying they would be unfairly treated, are just a feeble attempt by the
pressure group involved to make the whatever they are raving about seem a more serious,
iniquitous problem and so justify the idea that ‘something must be done’. There are
legitimate reasons why body scanners might not be a great idea, for example security
experts have claimed that body scanners would only have a 50% chance of spotting the
bomb carried by Mr Abdulmutallab, but the extremely vague possibility that a body
scan may reveal that someone in a dress might have the suggestion of a penis being
in their pants is not one of them.
</p>
        <p>
There are more of these fake charities spewing out countless reports about how only
their pet theories can improve the world and everyone else just cannot be trusted
with anything important. A few days ago I discovered an excellent <a href="http://donshenkerisacunt.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">blog
devoted to debunking the ravings on Don Shenker</a>, chief executive of the government-funded
pseudo-charity Alcohol Concern. Quite why the government should be funding this nutcase
organisation is beyond me, but then the Labour government under the odious <a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Gordon/" target="_blank">Gordon
Brown</a> is only too happy to let his ‘big government’ and the unelected special
interest groups nanny us all. 
</p>
        <p>
The desire of the government to interfere with our drinking habits has been much on
my mind of late. The recent report from the Health Select Committee (HSC) into alcohol
consumption was woven from half-truths, manipulated data and unfounded assertions.
These people clearly want to dictate how much we can drink, where we can drink it
and how much it will cost. Most people have a perfectly healthy relationship with
alcohol, I know I do, and yet all of us are being demonised by these jumped up farts
who think they know better than us even if they have to publish reports which are
a tissue of mendacity and duplicity to show they know best. I dropped by a <a href="http://petebrown.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">good
beer blog</a> earlier and the author of the site has written a number of articles
which debunk most of the claims in the HSC report. He demonstrates that <a href="http://petebrown.blogspot.com/2010/01/answering-neo-prohibitionists-8-of-10.html" target="_blank">alcohol
adverts do not encourage under-age drinking</a>, that <a href="http://petebrown.blogspot.com/2010/01/answering-neo-prohibitionists-7-of-10.html" target="_blank">cutting
overall consumption of alcohol does not necessarily result in a drop in alcohol misuse</a>,
that <a href="http://petebrown.blogspot.com/2010/01/answering-neo-prohibitionists-4-of-10.html" target="_blank">alcohol
is getting more expensive rather than cheaper</a> as the neo-prohibitionists claim
and <a href="http://petebrown.blogspot.com/search/label/answering%20the%20neo-prohibitionists" target="_blank">much
more</a>. All of these blog posts of his are well worth reading; if you know how the
bastards are trying to mislead you it is easier to stand up for them.
</p>
        <p>
The problem with all of these hideous gits clamouring for their own ideas to be adopted
as government policy is that, even if their most extreme ideas are not implemented,
the propagation of the view that there are problems and ‘something must be done’ will
result in legislation creep. Bit by bit our freedom will be eroded until it will be
impossible to do anything without the government’s express permission. The suggestion
floated recently that adults should have ‘entitlement cards’ that have to be produced
when buying alcohol and act as ration books to control the amount we purchase shows
that this is the aim of some of these nutcases. They want to control us, and unless
we stand up for ourselves and our rights the filthy swine will get their way.
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  <entry>
    <title>Another dip into English history</title>
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The Daily Telegraph has an <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7004448/Lazy-arrogant-cowards-how-English-saw-French-in-12th-century.html" target="_blank">interesting
article</a> concerning a twelfth century poem that has just been translated into modern
English. The poem itself is piece of propaganda composed by English intellectuals
of the time to whip up anti-French feeling. Seems we English have not got on with
the French for some time; the poem characterises the French as lazy, arrogant cowards.
The stanza I particularly like is:
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          <p>
People remind them often enough about 
<br />
This source of shame, but they may as well not have bothered; 
<br />
For they take neither offence or account, 
<br />
As they know no shame.
</p>
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        <p>
Naturally, I love French culture and the French people, even if sometimes they can
be a bit… well… French.
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  <entry>
    <title>If you like English history…</title>
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    <published>2010-01-16T01:07:04.507-07:00</published>
    <updated>2010-01-17T04:13:49.058455-07:00</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;
I’m reading an excellent history book at the moment: &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1845950992?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=davistrashome-21&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=6738&amp;creativeASIN=1845950992"&gt;The
Time Traveller's Guide to Medieval England&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img style="border-bottom-style: none !important; border-right-style: none !important; margin: 0px; border-top-style: none !important; border-left-style: none !important" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.co.uk/e/ir?t=davistrashome-21&amp;l=as2&amp;o=2&amp;a=1845950992" width="1" height="1"&gt;.
It is quite an unusual take on the history book genre in that it aims to explain what
life was like for all the social strata of people living in the fourteenth century
and how we, as modern people, would respond to life during that period. It covers
everything from food to recreational activities, from the structure of towns to the
effects of the great plague. It provides a lot of detail on aspects of life that most
history books just would not contain. An example of this is the section on medieval
humour, and I shall reproduce a medieval joke here:
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;
Two merchants are having a chat and one of them says, “I’ve been married four times
now, and each time my wife has hung herself from the oak tree in my garden.”
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
The second merchant replies, “Can I have a cutting from this noble tree?”
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;
So you can tell medieval humour was not terribly sophisticated. The book is filled
with fascinating details like this, and reading it gives a real sense of how the people
and life was so different back then. Another example is the staggering misogyny in
medieval England, no modern English woman would allow themselves to be treated as
the distinctly inferior people that women were in the fourteenth century.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
If you enjoy history and want a compelling and engaging book to read I can highly
recommend this.
&lt;/p&gt;
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